Wednesday, February 07, 2007

The End Of an Era?

I haven't written for quite a while, seeing I found no point. Nothing was really worth puting down in words. Sure I had a great holiday in Barbados, work is going fine but who cares about that crap? All of a sudden something lifechanging has happened in my life. The groundbreaking event which has taken place is the fact that I all of a sudden have rediscovered the talent of getting hung-over! For a few years I have been blessed, a miracle-boy sent from above, who no matter what amount of alcohol the prior night would suffer no consequences the morning after. Friends would ask him every day if he was hungover, and every time he would answer with the same reply, "I don't get hungover." Then this boy decided to cut down on his drinking habits not to save his liver or health but to save his economy. He would now only drink a few times a week and then all of a sudden he woke up with a bit of a headache. Assuming that this was just a one time occurance he ignored the fact, but after waking up for the third time with the same symptoms he realised that he had maybe missused his super-strength ability. God or whoever had possessed him with it had now decided to take it back. Will I ever regain this power and lifestyle that I once thrived in so well? Who knows? I sure hope so... And if I do get it back I promise that I won't missuse it, I will keep my drinking habit strong and precise, I swear to whoever gave the talent in the first place.

Please reposses me with the power of not getting hungover again!

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